{"product_id":"bite-me-koozie","title":"Bite Me Koozie","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"67\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"67\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eLuckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bite Me” Koozie Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"392\" data-start=\"69\"\u003eHere at Luckless Outfitters, we like to think of these koozies as the perfect mix of attitude and hydration support. The \u003cem data-end=\"201\" data-start=\"190\"\u003e“Bite Me”\u003c\/em\u003e design was born after one too many fishing trips, questionable tan lines, and a few beers too warm for comfort. Somewhere between a mosquito bite and a bad pickup line, inspiration struck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"816\" data-start=\"394\"\u003eThese bad boys come in colors loud enough to be seen from space. Electric blue, hot pink, neon green, and safety-cone orange. Whether you are on a boat, in a backyard, or avoiding your in-laws at a cookout, your drink will stay cold and your message will stay clear. Each koozie boldly features a hungry fish and our unapologetic “Bite Me” mantra, a simple reminder that life is too short to take anything too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1074\" data-start=\"818\"\u003eWe tested them on fishermen, party animals, and one guy named Randy who claimed he could outdrink a marlin. All reported back with the same results: hands dry, drinks cold, and egos intact. If a can could have swagger, this would be its outfit of choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1290\" data-start=\"1076\"\u003eThese koozies are for the bold, the sarcastic, and the slightly sunburned. Whether you are reeling in a catch or just another round, the “Bite Me” collection will keep you cool and just the right amount of cocky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1371\" data-start=\"1292\"\u003eIn short, it is not just a koozie. It is an attitude wrapped around a cold one.  A beautiful 12oz cold one.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Neon Blue","offer_id":64310492332381,"sku":"Koozie-NBlue-BiteMe","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Pink","offer_id":64310492365149,"sku":"Koozie-NPink-BiteMe","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Orange","offer_id":64310492397917,"sku":"Koozie-NOrange-BiteMe","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green","offer_id":64310492430685,"sku":"Koozie-NGreen-BiteMe","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/0872\/3293\/files\/BiteMeKoozies.jpg?v=1776935654","url":"https:\/\/luxebymimi.com\/zh\/products\/bite-me-koozie","provider":"LUXEBYMIMI","version":"1.0","type":"link"}